Friday, February 22, 2008

Hydrocorone Erections

V

V

The American disappeared. Paid the rent disappeared, the bastard. His room was empty now for two weeks and certainly it would have been. No idea on how to track it down. I did not have receipts showing that the payment or anything. In other words I had been cheated. Fuck! When I take a rip me is always in great remorse. I do not know, the fact that I must be the bad guy, he does evil things, on the contrary, I realize I'm a rookie compared to what you are capable of inventing, the dexterity of the bastards who fuck you mean.
I had cheated the son of a bitch, and what not So went down. Sciala my four hundred offering money to drink, or if they had smoked in a shitty coffee shops, or fotterseli with whores. Here's how I imagined the American. In an access of rage I decided to play hard too, and some gonzo subaffitare the apartment. But I gave up. What was the trigger a chain of dishonesty? The city had had enough. And me too.
walked up and down the small apartment eating the carpeting and biting my nails to dispose of the anger. I softened a kick in a cabinet, pulled down in a chair and let the taps run for hours. Who was doing wrong then, I did not.
I was tormented. Who owned the apartment I lived? And who else had the keys? At any moment the true owner could have me out of the house. And if in the middle of the night someone had stabbed me in my sleep? Jesus, I could not go on like that! It was to go mad. Then, as soon as I climbed to the call center, walked with his head down a new search on the Internet, starting the ballet of the visits through the city: apartments without access, others with the sloping floor, others without heating, no windows and so on.
I was lucky this time. The easy thing was resolved.
The apartment was in the Red Light District, on the Oudezijds Voorburgwal. The estate agent was in the company of another guy, who is also concerned. Upon entering the house I realized that this was what I wanted. The ceiling of the hall was at least six feet high, with a central chandelier as those of the nobility. The apartment has one large bedroom and a toilet in Amsterdam that I had never met. In the sense. In Amsterdam, the process is not something to be proud of. They have the cup in one place and another in the shower, so to speak, a bidet and will not speak. Often I've had shit stuck to the wall with your knees. This was a process instead of principles. And I fell in love. I say the house and even the toilet.
The thing that persuaded me was the ceiling. I have always believed that thoughts are energy waves that spread in the air, and for that they need space to take off. The low ceilings do not provide enough way out and sent back flooded the thinker. Who has the good fortune to live in the countryside or in apartments with high ceilings, where thoughts have the opportunity to spread and go where they please, live happily ...
The agent shook returned to land, and said
- The rent is a thousand money per month, including electricity, water and gas. You pay one month in advance and one month of commission for the agency. I forgot, once a week is the cleaning lady.
- I'll take it! - I cried.
That was my home. Decided. The agent Parlotti with the type. The type refused. It seems that a bedroom is not enough for that price. Agent shook hands and said
- I'll leave a deposit of two hundred soldiers. You'll get the rest next week. Delete your ad. The house is taken.
accepted.
I followed a strategy adopted. I visited dozens of apartments and at that price a house like that was a miracle to Amsterdam. Find someone willing to pay a "certain number" for rent was a matter of a week or less. The mezzanine was clear. I bought a cheap bed from Ikea and I had my room. That's it! For certain things come from Naples is an advantage. The next day on
I posted an Internet ad: Loft for rent in the Red Light district, 120sqm, hardwood floors, washer, dryer, cleaning woman on Friday, seven money including electricity, light, and gas. Call only if really interested.
In the following days I was bombarded with emails. Professionals more than anything else. People that wheat had to spend and if they cared little. He wanted to live in a loft on the red light district, paid attention to this.
A girl was given the most. It was called Shina, was a Scot. When I showed the house was love at first sight for her.
- It's a show! For seven hundred is a bargain. And the chandelier, then, divine!
- Yeah, and watch it light. - I said, turning on the light.
- I like it. I'll take it! - And we shook hands like two old friends. The next day
Shina paid its part. I just have not put the rest and deliver to the agent. The ball good, it was clear, now I had it myself.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Masters Golf Tournament 2009 Unblocker

VI

VI

On April jaundiced sun came out to warm up so the eyebrows and nothing more. I moved into the house to the District Red and that ray of sunshine, though exhausted, symbolized something important: the light bless me.
I prepared a lot, took to the streets and walked to the tram stop. I threw the keys in the first cross-channel. Pluff! Just disappeared in the water I was relieved as if he had broken a spell.
dismounted and took the tram to Dam Square Four steps and found myself on the Oudezijds Voorburgwal. Shina was there waiting at the door. I greeted her. He had three big suitcases and a backpack. He must have arrived by taxi, her. We talked about this and that, say something, then do not waste any more time and we entered.
Light filtered substance by high windows of the hall by shining the floors polished. On the table in the lobby smelled like a bouquet of fresh flowers on the Environment. It was a nice welcome. I bought a bottle of rum for the occasion: Matuzalem 7 aƱos. I took the glasses from the cupboard and started to drain.
The stereo, I discovered, was old in the closet. I put on a CD of Marley. I raised the volume and began to dance for your stay. In the lead we had only the party. Almost did not believe that I lived in that house is so beautiful. The fate every now and then hunt out good for us too inconclusive.
Shina had put down his glass. I fantasize watching the bottle and downs with the mighty gulps. I had never seen a girl to drink that way.
Then someone knocked at the door.
A guy in his forties, clean-shaven, blue shirt, white t-shirt, came flaunting education surreal. He spoke English properly marked and easy to grasp.
- Hi, I'm Jerun, live at upstairs. I assume you're the new tenants of the apartment.
- Yes, we are the new tenants - said.
- Good. This one, although it is in the red light district, is a quiet condominium. I would like to remain so in your presence. I work hard and I need absolute peace during the week. The weekend I go to the countryside to rest. During the weekend you can scream while you do your things during the week but you must follow the rule of silence. All right? So, no crowds and noise during the day. The music is intolerable. Please set it civilly. This seems to have been clear. Goodbye.
He turned, pulling the door. And I Shina we looked surprised and laughed. Unfortunately it was more serious than we thought. As soon as he entered a nearby house began to jump on the floor. Jumps at the foot of the heavy wooden ceiling shook and came down a wire and plaster dust. He shouted: "Shut up motherfuckers! Hush! Be silent son of a bitch! "
Turn off the stereo, there is never coming down the ceiling of the house the first day, and quiet. Shortly after the nearby subsided. Shina and I sat on the sofa facing the large windows facing the canal. The barges ran slow. The dusk revealed the red lights of the windows. Tourists strolled taking photos. Listening to silence fell suddenly upon us, sip by sip, we downed a whole bottle.
Everything seemed to spin smoothly. I could not imagine that I was getting into a miserable hell.